Thursday, February 18, 2010

He Always Asks For Extra Peanuts

Kevin Smith was booted off a flight for being 'too fat'. I have seen guys just as fat on flights before occupying only one seat. I know fat guys who fly frequently who only buy one seat so what is the deal?

I would think that if you are portly and have the means you should only fly airlines with a 'first class' section. I know, however, that this is not an option for all 'fluffy' travelers. I personally would not be able to afford first class seating. I am just a middle class working girl sans well-off boyfriend/husband.

Perhaps we should create an airline exclusively for Tubby Travelers. We could call it TANKASS AIRLINES. Buffalo wings are served instead of peanuts and even the crew is plump.